we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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