I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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