no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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