We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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