just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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