This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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