someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Shame - the story of my life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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