Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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