She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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