is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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