do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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