You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
BRING THE BAGELS
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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