If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm jealous of your bromance
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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