Your face is a jimmy john
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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