we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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