I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
