billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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