If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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