why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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