thus making me awesome and them whores
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
