how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Who died my cat blue again?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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