So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
handjob tips. give me some.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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