idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just puked most of my soul out..
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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