I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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