Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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