If i come over, it means nothing
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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