is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think people are normalizing furries
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
