Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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