So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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