our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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