Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My pussy is not your playground.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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