Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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