Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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