there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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