i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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