Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you never un-have a 4some
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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