So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
