I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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