Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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