I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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