so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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