i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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