dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize