what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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