I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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