i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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