I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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