i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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