Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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