Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
