Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you didnt know i had herpes?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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