it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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