im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The struggles of a small town man whore
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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