idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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