The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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