i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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