I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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